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Topic: My Failed Attempt to Warm Leftovers
Me: Well! How am I supposed to know how to work this gadget?
The Devil: It’s not a gadget; it’s the oven.
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Topic: Buying cheese for the Devil
Me: Please get the kind of cheese he likes. He wants the mozerella that comes in a wet, soggy ball. Whatever you keep buying offends him.
Indentured Servant (laughing): I’ve been offending him my whole life with my food choices…offending him, and then laughing about it.
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Topic: The Rape of Kiki by P. King
Me: …P. King was getting it on with Kiki in the pool. P. King had her by the neck!
Skattur: So? What’s wrong with that?
Me: What’s wrong with that?! …it’s…it’s….horrible! They’re different kinds of ducks! They should be mating with their partners! What if they have mutant babies?! What about poor Hiram? and P. Queen?!
Skattur: They’re ducks! It’s not like they’re different species! What difference does it make?
Indentured Servant: Yeah! Who died and made you the Duck Pimp?
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