“Why do you call your husband that?” It’s usually the folks that don’t know him doing the asking.
People in the know make him identity bracelets with “The Devil” spelled out in beads.
He’s also been lovingly refered to as “Squidward” by a self-identified “Patrick” who dubbed me “Spongebob.” If, like me, you need a reference point for these accusations, I give you two:
The Devil can be grumpy for sure. Naturally, he’s a bit of a Grinch about Christmas. This year in a rare moment when he wasn’t complaining about how ridiculous the holiday is, and how stupid all the shoppers are clogging up the traffic home, he asked for “kill shirts.” Kill shirts, as in the shirts TV serial killer, Dexter, wears. It was a sincere request. Not that he’s going to kill anything; the Devil is a vegetarian.
He’s the kind of guy who listens to Heavy Metal, Death Metal, and who watches the Vegan Black Metal Chef.
His lounge-wear reveals his devilishness clearly:
He often conceals his dark nature behind various disguises. When we make public appearances (because, you know, we’re rockstars), it’s customary to see each other on the way out the door and wonder aloud who exactly the other is supposed to be in regard to the costuming, then to promptly answer our own posed question. It goes like this:
I’ll say, “Who are you going as tonight, a literature professor?”
He’ll say, “What are you supposed to be, a woodland fairy?”
We tend to create the most unlikely pairings: country gentleman and baglady, serial killer and Sporty Spice.
We are always so different, even when we’re exactly the same. When I morph into Lilith he suddenly becomes Michael the Archangel.
In our relationship’s default settings, I lean towards a chirpy sort of joy while he does all the moody brooding. We remind me a lot of these two:
But somehow underlying it all is just this…
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December 25, 2013 at 9:30 am
skatturcast
I’d say he fits perfectly in our very eclectic family
January 2, 2014 at 5:35 pm
Lunar Euphoria
Me too.
December 27, 2013 at 8:58 pm
Dana
That’s so beautiful! It’s nice to get a behind-the-scenes glimpse into The Devil, without his cover getting totally blown, of course. 😉 I definitely lean more towards the chirpy Pollyanna in my relationship, too, but then again, I’ve been known to brood as well. A lot.
Thank you for such a smile-worthy post!
January 2, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Lunar Euphoria
I’ve done my share of brooding. I’d rather chirp though.
January 12, 2014 at 10:16 am
Kathy
I found this blog to be Utterly Fascinating. Thank you for sharing more clearly who & what the Devil might be. Really cool post!
January 27, 2014 at 9:46 am
Lunar Euphoria
I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
It’s of course only a caricature, but there is a grain of truth in there. Somewhere.
January 24, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Maddie Cochere
What a great post! I love the pictures. He looks so mischievous in that first one. It was nice to get more of a glimpse into your life. The last picture is the best. 🙂
January 27, 2014 at 9:47 am
Lunar Euphoria
Mischievous, yes. Perfect word.