It was a carnivorous day.  Another chicken was served, so I felt compelled to eat it.  Since I’d already eaten the chicken, I went ahead and ate the egg that was surely baked in the chocolate cake.  And since I’d already eaten the cake, I rounded out the binge when I got home by eating two cookies. Fortunately, only one more of these obligatory dinners remain.

I’m in good shape on 2-5.